Clueless Conclusion #4

My mind went on a rampage again like it sometimes does and I came to another few conclusions:

• One can get tennis elbows from playing squash.
• I found a solution to the predicament that the swimming pool’s water dries ones skin…….bubble bath in the pool duh!
• I realized that I don’t just dislike Jurie Els’s music, I hate it!
• If someone is called “Kabous” instead of the proper Kobus/Cobus, watch him closely, he is most probably trying to con you or busy stealing from you, another sign is his eyes are too far apart.
• I realized that it is not the norm on the East Rand to stop wearing clothes if you’ve grown 5 sizes!….I suppose there is nothing wrong with a white belly hanging out underneath your jersey! Gister se jean en vandag se boudjies!
• I realized that Mooikloof Ridge will most probably never ever have normal water supply ever again.
• I don’t like Pirates of the Caribbean.
• I realized Freaky can actually become angry!