To whom it may concern

Dear Extended Family Members

Yes I am 27 years old unmarried and happy. Please don’t ask me when I’m getting married or getting a girlfriend ever again. The fact that I don’t have a ring on my finger doesn’t necessarily mean I’m the black sheep of the family, or that I’m not capable of satisfying a woman or that there is something else seriously wrong with me. Please take a look around you, it’s the 21st century, not all people allow society to force them in front of the alter anymore yes it still happens, that might be directly related to the high divorce rate.

So please don’t try and help me find the “perfect” woman, looking at some of your track records I think I have a better chance of finding the perfect partner myself, I’m not crying myself to sleep at night as yet if the picture changes (don’t hold your breath) I’ll shout for help. But for the time being I’m HAPPY, capich?

Yours sincerely

Julius (the youngest unmarried one...)